I hate to dispute your facts, but not one tank I maintained ever had GPS, let alone was so reliable as to not function without it. We relied primarily on paper maps. No wheeled vehicle or track vehicle we had ever had them. And any land system that had GPS would work just as well without it.

As an army tank mechanic for 9 years, no. Tanks don't target based on GPS. I'm literally an expert on tanks and how they work. I've even been deployed with them in combat. 

You know tanks and shit don’t need GPS to operate, right?

I think the real problem is that everyone who wants a space force thinks they'll get space battles from movies. Which can never happen. Dipshit just watched an episode of Battlestar Galactica and wanted that. No one bothered to tell him that gravity and fighters won't work out there. Not to mention the, you know,…

You eat a sub with the seam on the bottom? That makes no sense.

Eat a sandwich with the seam on the bottom. You’ll look like an idiot because that’s not how you eat a sandwich. Now eat a hot dog with the seam on the side. You’ll look like an idiot because that’s not how you eat a hot dog. And in both cases, you’ll be covered in a toppings mess.

They’re not human. Makes it 100% okay. 

Any turkey will fly if you kick it hard enough.

HIMYM has the slap bet, which is a classic on its own. That's a twofer. 

Do you hate yourself? 

The fact that no one is ever seen improving basic defenses kills me. You are never ever done building defenses so long as an enemy exists. Especially when your enemy is so easily killed. It hurts my brain to watch a group of people surviving an apocalypse think that their makeshift gates and walls manned by two guys…

Yeah, they'd figure that out within fire first week. Anyone dying near anyone after that should never result a new zombie after that. 

Things don’t rebuild like in the show. Not even close.

But on the show, after 5 years, there are still just zombies everywhere. Because: reasons. 

Colorado Springs is surrounded by military bases, which means we get the worst drivers from all 50 states and other nations. Don't drive if it's raining or slightly dark. And avoid all roundabouts. 

It’s only challenging if everyone seems to be completely against rebuilding a civilization with any sort of competency.

The human body will decay in 10 days. Even if the zombie virus magically delayed that by a factor of 100, they'd basically be a non-factor after 3 years. 

This will be hard to explain, but because of where they built ours, and the limited space they had, the drive thru forces the parking lot traffic to only go one-way. But that way forces you to leave the parking lot by driving on the left whilst entering on the right. So naturally you get a lot of people who can't…

It amazes me that the showrunners think anything about it makes sense anymore. I get it's a show about surviving a zombie apocalypse, but how long is this fucking thing going to last? 

Steak n’ Shake is so good that, here in Colorado Springs, I’ll sit through what is consistently the worst service I’ve ever recieved at a restaurant just to get that garlic double with extra cheese.