There’s always a tweet from him that counters what he says.

Anything higher than mayor.

“Something, something, states rights, something something.”

Violent video games, no.

 Wait. What’s the over/under on Trump thinking the leaders of the video game industry are actual video game characters? There’s gotta be a non-zero chance he walks into the room and is confused as to why Sonic and Mario aren’t there.

All the way across. The best way to describe it is that you need to see white between the puck and the red line.

I stopped caring halfway through the Governor (is that right? I don’t care) plot line. But I stopped watching two episodes into the season that followed. The show made me forget which season I was watching, it was so boring.

 No, that was pretty much confirmed by Trump’s lawyer as true.

He’s the only officer I’d trust (personal experience serving with him), but also too good of a man to ever want to.

 He was my Regimental CO when he was a colonel.

 Does it ramp up gun sales? Because that’s literally all they’re trying to do. Not one of these stupid fucks actually gives a shit about stopping anything. It’s all about gun sales.

 Republicans: We can’t afford free college, healthcare for all, fixing roads and bridges, or any type of living wage.

 Still does.

Marine:

What facts? Cite your sources, not your opinions, please.

Not to mention that Wolff never once said anything about Hailey.

A lot of people don’t know this, but Joe Kennedy III is actually in 3D. His great grandfather and great uncle were both 2D, with the grandfather being black and white. JKIII is a soft reboot.

 At least he’s not wearing a tam suit.

 There’s no pussy-ass kicking or punting in the XFL.