My favorite part of TLJ was the revelation that not everything in this vast galaxy was all about Skywalker blood. If Rey had been some secret daughter, I’d have been in favor of just killing the whole bloodline.

 You son of a bitch.

Sounds like the best way to end a eulogy.

 Not to mention that traveling at light speed is incredibly slow on a galactic scale. “Oh, shit. We’re on Tatooine and need to get to the capital for a Senate meeting! Let them know we’ll be there in 56,000 years! To light speed!”

I mean, at the end of the day, the question of how Wyld Stallyns managed to bring about world peace through music is probably one of the biggest unanswered questions in film history. We need those answers.

They need to answer the big question:

 The animation category is always “the one that will win and 4 others we can name off the top of our heads.”

Trump voters think Nazis are liberal, and you think they might consider that drug users might be white?

Shoot a kid with a Mega dart. You’ll know you hit them.

 The thing you’re missing is that, outside of Trump’s base, everyone can pretty much agree that 2 shutdowns in a month is definitely the Republican’s fault. No matter how they frame it, they have one of their leaders on record, and very much in the news, saying that he promised a vote on a very popular program. A…

I had a communications professor in college about 3 years ago who was working on a paper about just this.

 I’ve seen it, but only on physical discs.

Because it looks better when you tie them to WW instead of questioning why they weren’t implemented immediately.

 Like punching women and calling them a “dyke.”

 Oh. I never brought it up. Weird.

 Put a rotting corpse in the southern heat and humidity, exposed to the elements for 2 years. Let me know how that holds up.

 Buffy only lasted 4 seasons. I don’t know what you’re talking about. There were no seasons 5-7.

 Yeah, really. The only true enemy of zombies is time.

Stargate SG-1.

 I’m sure Hoth was colder than space. Good catch.