Good news, this isn’t a championship fight. It’s barely an exhibition.

 Are you just not in on the joke? None of this is serious.

I mean, he’s not that good.

I don’t know how, but Tim Tebow was involved.

I sit down, mostly because of my Prince Albert dripping when I stand. But after time I just realized it was more comfortable and clean.

Jesus carries 2 of them.

Do you pick players in that, or just wager if anyone’s watching?

And only 7 were made. No pre-orders allowed.

As a fan of neither sport, and as someone who never really followed either, though I have tried, it’s pretty dumb.

Actually, they are.

The old, “Wait until next year” slogan came back pretty fast.

Look at the NFL for comparison. Over the past 2 seasons (at least, and especially last season), fans have really started to leave the game like never before. I can’t say for certain, but the fact that the Super Bowl matchup tends to be called by the end of preseason, coupled with the constant dominance of a team of…

Between Far Cry 4 and this one, I think I’ll rack up a lovely guns-for-hire total of zero.

Sounds like you’re ready to run for Congress.

They need the Mad Angels, but no one can seem to find them.

 I’m thinking pre-painted. The fact that whoever assembled it didn’t try to hide the seems in the kit, but had flawless paint tells me it’s painted when you get it.

I really hope you’re joking.

Yeah, I know. Hence the line:

You seem to think cults and current militias aren’t the same thing.

Given Far Cry’s sense of humor, I’ll be pretty disappointed if killing with dildos isn’t an option.