As a fan of neither sport, and as someone who never really followed either, though I have tried, it’s pretty dumb.

Actually, they are.

The old, “Wait until next year” slogan came back pretty fast.

Look at the NFL for comparison. Over the past 2 seasons (at least, and especially last season), fans have really started to leave the game like never before. I can’t say for certain, but the fact that the Super Bowl matchup tends to be called by the end of preseason, coupled with the constant dominance of a team of…

Between Far Cry 4 and this one, I think I’ll rack up a lovely guns-for-hire total of zero.

Sounds like you’re ready to run for Congress.

They need the Mad Angels, but no one can seem to find them.

 I’m thinking pre-painted. The fact that whoever assembled it didn’t try to hide the seems in the kit, but had flawless paint tells me it’s painted when you get it.

I really hope you’re joking.

Yeah, I know. Hence the line:

You seem to think cults and current militias aren’t the same thing.

Given Far Cry’s sense of humor, I’ll be pretty disappointed if killing with dildos isn’t an option.

I mean, let’s be honest. This seems way more plausible since January than ever before. I think we can all figure out at least a few reasons why the current administration would let this go to some degree. If this were released 3 years ago, it would seem insane that this kind of thing were happening. Now? Not so much.…

Maybe you shouldn’t try eating them, dummies.

I think Bethesda was just working with simplicity. It’s easier to go with a general name for a fake weapon than try and figure out the exact proper term.

Technically no. But there’s an argument for the generalized term “rifle” that might apply to any weapon held or fired as if it were am actual rifle.

 The fuck do you have against rainbows?

Good enough for Sideshow Bob, good enough for all of us.

I remember when the pirate used to chase the woman.

Romo sits down as the game begins, immediately shatters his spine.