Looks like he has no plates in, either. Enjoy dying.

Not to mention they had, what I (as a Chicago fan) consider one of the single best helmet designs of all time. I’ll see a signed Oilers helmet at the sports store up here, and I’ll get sad they don’t exist.

Come to Colorado. Dipshits go shopping with their families at Target with a pistol on their hip. You’re covered here.

There’s a lot of delusional Bears fans willing to finish that sentence for you.

 Glennon is a Bag of Fucking Assholes.

 Because it was easier to scapegoat him than admit that the defense was utter garbage. A lot of the fans I knew would blame Cutler for things like losing two back-to-back games where the other teams both scored over 50. Or Jay would have a great start and Green Bay would just score on every drive and they’d blame him…

He knows how to button a jersey like a big boy.

They made him DH. How are we not supposed to enjoy this level of bullshit?

Come to Colorado. They sell it (at the store I go to) in what are best described as large film containers. It’s like weed Tupperware.

Yeah, this isn’t that uncommon. Once you get past the immediate suburbs there is nothing around Chicago.

Something tells me they wouldn’t welcome “his kind” anyways.

I literally just started watching the show two weeks ago. It’s changed my life for the better. Get on it.

It’s like burning down your house because you’re afraid someone else will burn it down.

If I know the Internet at all, we’re getting nothing but emojis and footwear.

This explains why Trump thinks his son knows how to hack.

Oh, their QBs are coming back. How exciting. They’ve done so little with so much.

The do cost you money. So, there’s that. Which is something.

The do cost you money. So, there’s that. Which is something.

These tears will never not be delicious.

At least he’s saving others from watching the Eagles.