I literally just started watching the show two weeks ago. It’s changed my life for the better. Get on it.

It’s like burning down your house because you’re afraid someone else will burn it down.

If I know the Internet at all, we’re getting nothing but emojis and footwear.

This explains why Trump thinks his son knows how to hack.

Oh, their QBs are coming back. How exciting. They’ve done so little with so much.

The do cost you money. So, there’s that. Which is something.

The do cost you money. So, there’s that. Which is something.

These tears will never not be delicious.

At least he’s saving others from watching the Eagles.

A lot don’t. Most do. An overwhelming majority, actually. About 80% or more. But, sure. Congratulations on paying for a service that doesn’t offer what you want. You really showed me.

Because there’s so much they edit out.

Such a dirty fucking team. Fuck them.

48 Ways to Lose a Game?

This is actually still TNF. You can tell by the match-up and that they’re still promoting it as TNF.

Check TV. They’re on all the time.

Or Chicago.

I think the Lions earned their exit before anyone else.

Up 2-0 against Cleveland? Might as well run out the clock.

“Doesn’t matter if the ball was deflated because we still won.”

What’s it like living in the future?

Personal story, but when I was in the army and serving in an Infantry unit (I wasn’t infantry), the entire unit was all about these movies. They fucking loved them for some reason I could never grasp. Now, I’m not saying people in the infantry are stupid, but you don’t have to be smart to be in the infantry.