Or the only interesting thing to happen during a Thursday night game.

I can’t wait to watch shitty Thursday night games while reading shitty racist tweets.

It really kills the mood when the chicken comes in and then the narrator gets in a fight with another narrator.

This is arguably some of the best Abed possible.

The Pile of Bullets guy went on to create Breaking Bad.

Have you met Fisto?

The Cylons skipped to being synths.

It wouldn’t matter what engine you made, it’s Fallout canon that cars and motorcycles don’t work. They both require nuclear reactors to work, which no one can produce/maintain in enough quantity to provide anything more than a few. And the vertibirds, robots, and airship use fusion reactors.

The GOP: Small Government unless you’re for equality.

Because you gotta take money away from the state. And the state would certainly benefit from this. It might hurt Charlotte in the short run, but it’ll hurt the state more in the long run.

Men are naturally inferior, you’re right.

Who cares about the name?

But let’s still just accept that it’s not equal and continue to act like fathers don’t help out. After all, if it’s traditional, it’s the standard.

After 1997, I’ll agree to that.

To his credit, he never did it at work. Minutes before or immediately after, sure.

Traditionally is not modernly.

Yeah. There’s no way for a woman to pump breast milk. That’s science fiction. And fathers don’t help at all during pregnancy. They usually just stay locked in a hotel room on the other side of town. I’m glad my kids are not my responsibility at all while my wife carries them. That’s a reasonable thing to say. Men…

Father’s don’t feed or take care of their children. You’re right.

I’m so glad you’re not having kids if you’re being that sexist.

At least you won’t have to hang your head in shame in front of literally tens of people on national TV. You can do that in private while drinking if you’re at a Chili's.