“Madame President, can you help us minorities with equal pay and equal rights?”

It’s the only reason I’d but the game. Half of my Far Cry 3-4 runs were nothing but the bow. I’d love making sweet dropping 100m+ shots. There’s nothing more satisfying than clearing an outpost with nothing but the bow.

Mammoths still existed until about 4500 years ago.

He’s gotta be always at war. Right?

Manning: Let’s just throw this pork tenderloin in oven...

He’s also, “not real,” “a bad guy in a fairy tail,” and, “something you use to scare your children because you’re a shitty parent.” Among other things. You don’t see me telling my kids that they can’t watch Supergirl because they might become enticed by flying blond girls. Stop spreading your superstitions.

Which explains why they might be trying to trade Subban...

They’ll be amazing swimmers in the 2036 Olympics.

I never thought we could repeat the majesty of Sochi, but fuck if Rio ain’t trying.

Holy shit.

You forgot to mention your love of Dr Who and Deadpool. And that Firefly was overrated.

I don’t get the comments about, “I blew through the main story. It sucked and was too fast.” Why play the damn thing at all? Fallout is about just wandering around sometimes. Hell, the wandering is practically the main story with the main story to break you away from just wandering. There’s so much there beyond just…

Yeah, it's clearly the same thing. Good job.

I don’t know how they didn’t eject him after just that play alone. That was about a dirty a play as I’ve ever seen.

That would be the greatest victory of all. Because that was straight-up assault.

No, because he’ll appeal, get to play while that’s going on. Actual courts reserved for actual crimes with actual judges will be involved. Because football punishments are the most stupid and complex thing ever.

The thing is, it’s perfectly okay. But there are so many better options. To the point where it becomes bad simply because the other options are so good.

“How do you feel about Papa John’s?”

I’ll accept the cheap beer. Sometimes you gotta make do. But bad pizza? That’s a sin.

Yeah. I’m hardly a beer snob. I barely drink beer at all anymore. But, shit. Just walk into a liquor store and grab anything else. Just close your eyes and grab anything. Try something different.