Of the big four American sports, football has by far the weakest presence internationally.

I assume the actual answer is creating a whole new timeslot for ads. They don’t give a shit if you wake up early or not, it’s being aired with ads no matter what without any other game to rival it.

But they would look like a deer’s last steps.

I have the feeling his base will be more offended by this bullshit than anyone else.

So did a lot of guys.

I don’t recall Satan impregnating his own, married mother after drowning an entire planet and murdering every first born in Egypt.

Atheists don’t believe in Satan, dummy. Satanists do. Satanists are not atheists. And atheists are not Satanists.

You know atheists aren’t Satanists, right?

Aww. Someone made you sad. It’s okay.

You are doing the Lord’s work.

As long as Cloud 9 is a 7torm cloud.

Your bigot food? That’s weird.

You have no idea what your talking about. You’re just a bigot.

Cubs going 107 years without a championship.

How are you not getting that Satanism is a legitimate religion and that every single time you compare it to something that’s not a legitimate religion that you sound like a bigot? Satanists are allowed to worship however they choose, regardless if you have any problem with it. You have no say in how they practice…

It is a legitimate religion. Whether you like it or not. And it has the same rights to be practiced however and wherever as any other religion. If you disagree with this, you are, by definiton, a bigot. Plain and simple.

Again, quoting you:

“If satanism’s goal is to ‘troll Christianity...’”

Santanism is an actual religion, dipshit. Defining it as a “troll religion” is bigoted.

What makes any religion worthy of respect?