Kromer wouldn’t let him audible. And Kromer proved to be a shitty OC, and Trestman a shitty offensive coach. And Jay has been calling audibles all season. Stop making shit up.

The fans certainly weren’t innocent, however.

I don’t think Cutler sucks. But I do think that there are a very large number of “fans” that can’t see past “Grumpy Cutler” to the real problem of the team. I like Cutler because he can produce when he’s not chasing a 21 point deficit every week. And, unlike the Cutler haters, I realize there’s also no other option.…

Sure. But when the entire city starts jumping on the Clausen bandwagon and making the coach think that Clausen is anything more than a practice team QB, you gotta look at your choices. You can call audibles and say fuck it. Or you can do whatever stupid shit the OC calls and keep your starting job. And we know that…

When your defense is giving up over 35 points a game, you gotta start asking why your QB keeps trying to force the ball.

Jay isn’t the OC, and he doesn’t play every defensive position. No one seems to grasp that.

Doesn’t sound like you ever heard of coaches who won’t let the QB call audibles.

Well, most quarterbacks performed better on single drives than Clausen did under Fox. In fact, Cutler’s first drive back from injury produced more passing yards and touchdowns than Clausen’s entire start.

Yeah. His kids matter on the field. Hot take. But sure, throw in Clausen and watch us rack up another impressive 47 passing yards in an entire game.

They weren’t inspired by his amazing offense that he controlled in Chicago?

Yeah, watching Jimmy Clausen totally dominate was much better.

I never thought I’d see a coach with less understanding of time outs than Lovie. But damned if they didn’t find one.

Yeah, because it was Cutler out there calling running plays with :54 left in the game, down by 6, with 56 yards to go and two time outs. That’s not a Lovie Smith or Trestman thing.

Say what you will about the rest of the movie, but I’ve always loved the sword fight in “A Knight’s Tale.” There’s zero grace, it’s just slamming a heavy piece of metal into each other, and both fighters are completely worn out after the fight. It may not be perfectly authentic, but it feels better than one guy with a…

You have solid proof, of course. Right?

While I believe that the Bengals are wrong here, settling is not an admission of guilt.

Because Chloe was supposed to die. No matter what happened, she was supposed to die. She dies (or can die) in every single episode. She’s not supposed to be there on Friday no matter what. The universe almost demands her death. Whereas the other characters only die if Chloe lives. Chloe living demands greater…

On the bright side, the Blackhawks are in prime position to have Saad come crawling back to them.

Just hang tight everyone. A motherfucking 7TORM is coming! I’m pretty excited to see if it ever arrives.

He sucked at hosting. Remember the three-hour magic trick we were constantly being forced to remember?