It’s like he suddenly realized he was playing for the Cubs and decided to fulfill his destiny.

After going nowhere for 106 straight years, you’d think the 107th wouldn’t sting so much.

As a Sox fan, nothing makes me happier than watching all the bandwagon fans get a big collective sad like the Cubs sucking hasn’t been a thing for 107 years.

Well, to be fair, no one on the Jags has any real idea where they are or what they’re doing.

Deadspin: “Calls are made correctly, baseball is ruined.”

You have a rock that protects people from tigers?

Thank you for your sacrifice.

“How often do you win a Cup?”

I suspect the city of Cleveland. It’s already set fire to rivers and burned down countless dreams. What’s a house to Cleveland?

Off the field against a woman? That video doesn’t exist.

He ran. And when we got back he took off his shoe. I helped cut his sock off because of the dried blood. So much blood.

I’m pretty sure the NFL just releases their videos as “Bests Hits of (year).”

I’d just love to see an MLB video for on-ice actions.

I was in AIT (phase after basic training where you learn your military job) and we finally got a weekend pass where we could go out in civilian clothes. Naturally this meant that everyone over 21 was drinking, and most people were getting tattoos. It’s Sunday night and we have to be in bed by midnight. My friend and I…

Cutler has a better QBR than Troy Aikman.

“Great QB... Stafford...”

Huh.

The TDs aren’t a statistical fluke. Their distance is.

Yeah, let’s imprisoning and torturing them!

At least her torture at the hands of the State ends.