You take them out because, based on his pass history, they’re statistically flukes.

Sometimes I see the NCAA handing out some amazing penalties (whether fair or not), and I just wish that the NFL handed out penalties like this.

How about “full moon?” That perfectly describes it without over-hyping something most people generally don’t know/care about.

I 100% agree, but I know it’s impossible because that would break everything. Sometimes shit just fails and it’s no one’s fault. You gambled and lost. And if people start suing en masse, the whole thing goes away because everyone becomes so afraid of failure that starting becomes impossible.

8/15, 186 yards?

He didn’t have possession as he touched, so the ball was already in motion, resulting in a fumble.

“Hey, guys. This dude is literally the best QB in our franchise’s history. Perhaps if we support him through thick and thin, we’ll get back to the playoffs with him.”

No, this super moon wasn’t that big.

Yes, because if yesterday taught us anything, it’s that Jay Cutler had been holding them back.

It does, but the scaling is relative to the size of the moon. So the super werewolves will be just 0.44% more powerful. This translates to being just a fraction less-dumb than they usually are.

Unless you’re a Bears fan who hates Cutler, because this is apparently what you wanted.

Not to defend Suh, but rung strong and doing whatever you want against the Jags generally results in a 45-3 victory. I heard that last season the Chargers let a Make-A-Wish kid play QB for a quarter. Kid went 8-11 with 97 yards and a touchdown.

You poor bastard.

If they’d have kept Tebow, they’d have a QB and a RB.

Cubs owners were then quoted as saying, “We don’t win championships, but there’s always next year.”

As bad as Chicago’s is, at least it isn’t like Green Bay’s. That shit turns sepia-toned after November. It looks like the field is being filtered through an Instagram filter.

Does anyone else think that, on the surface, this looks like Leonardo DiCaprio’s J. Edgar going undercover?

Getting the title is enough. Until you’re not getting a million dollars because of a few seconds.

Yeah, up to 14K is a tax-free gift. After that, you’re paying to give someone money.

They have it marked on the sideline. So I’m assuming it isn’t displayed because it’ll take up space and can be fairly easily identified with a little practice.