I think that’s too much money to be considered a gift.

Just years of training being all for naught in under 30 seconds. I’d be so pissed.

I don’t know. But you did get to honor your family and not commit ritual suicide. So, there’s that.

It is when it’s a few seconds away from being a million dollars.

Steam will solve that.

Seriously. Jeopardy! rewards second place.

I’d spend that gratification burning that whole place to the fucking ground.

Getting punched in the face build character and involves 100% less training. But gratification? That shit you gotta work for.

“So you technically came in second out of everyone for seven seasons.”

As someone who suffers from PTSD and was solely prescribed large cocktails of drugs by the army and VA instead of something that, you know, helped, there are things more irresponsible than stopping your meds. Off the top of my head, I’d say prescribing people medication to solely deal with mental health issues is more…

Okay.

Are you telling me that a Lovie Smith coached quarterback didn’t light up the scoreboard? Well, that’s new.

Yeah, on my late-night comedy shows, I’m glad Colbert went instead with, “Mr. Vice President, could you talk to us about your dead son and Jesus?”

I trusted Colbert at Comedy Central. I don’t trust him at CBS. He’s helming one of the most iconic shows in history and they’re not about to let him do whatever he wants. They’re going to keep him on a leash, just like Fallon is clearly on a leash following Leno fucking over Conan and then destroying a lot of the…

I didn’t say his faith was bad. I couldn’t care less what he believes in. But, these questions Colbert fed him were so obviously planned that it just drove me nuts. We all know he’s a Catholic, but to hear a host of a late-night comedy show lob questions about how his faith helped him, that’s scripted nonsense that…

Yeah, heaven forbid we place any sort of doubt on our beloved Colbert or Uncle Joe. We just need to eat it up and toe the line. These two are above criticism.

The whole thing was an agenda. It was all about making Biden sympathetic to potential voters. Which just annoyed the hell out of me because both of these men are better than that. Was it real emotion? Of course. Was it a real interview? No.

Not arrogant, observant.

Noticing the obvious = cynical. Got it.

He didn’t get anyone to do anything. This was a scripted moment played to get sympathy for a possible run at the presidency. That was the whole purpose of the segment. Those were softballs because there’s no one alive who could have possibly thought he wasn’t feeling those emotions. It’s not like he was keeping his…