*it’s soccer. I don’t care.

Like France used to bail the US out on defense.

In the US we have to resort to cooking meth with old high school students.

Bruce Wayne is the real criminal here. Stop gouging us with your ridiculous prices and holding back tech that can save lives!

I just played Cloudburst last night (because when you have two young kids, playing Batman instead of watching them makes the wife angry), and I have to say I loved it. There was a lot of moments where I’m getting the lock on the Cobra a split second before being discovered, or I’m frantically searching for that one…

LeBron signs with Chicago, wins 4 straight championships.

I wish I could. But I was able to draw out his stupidity to amazing levels. That was good enough.

I wish I had that quote on hand. But this guy seriously thought the South was still a part of the US and was only trying to fix the Constitution. He even tried to argue that Confederate flag was only used after the Civil War, and thus was never flown in the Confederate States. Being a history major, I naturally hit…

My friend is the guy against the flag and slavery. His friend was for “state’s rights to enslave people.”

That was the last thing he said. I left it right there and moved on. When I went back to get a screenshot, it was deleted and the guy was undriended. The only reason I got the shot I did was because my friend didn’t delete it due to it being a reply directly to me.

I asked my buddy about it. Defriended the guy and deleted everything he said.

That’s right when I stopped. I knew he wanted to go there, and I was able to draw it out. After that, his comments disappeared full stop. I was going to get a screenshot of it, but when I went back, all his posts were gone.

I tried to explain that the “state’s rights” the South wanted was the right to own slaves. Then I quoted the Confederate Constitution to him. Then he changed his stance that “slavery is bad, but states should have the right to choose if they want slavery.” He literally made that argument. On a black man’s page. He has…

This is an actual conversation I was a part of (I made the original comment). It should be noted that this whole thing stared because a black army buddy of mine went off on the Confederate flag. This guy tried to tell him that the Confederates were fighting for his rights (to be enslaved? He never cleared that point…

Price missed one, it would seem.

Too bad none of them won the only trophy that counts.

Yeah, he only struck out 10. Which means he wasn’t as “dominate” as your hypothetical pitcher who struck out 16. Sherzer let 17 “hard hit” balls go into play.

No. Deadspin’s standards for “literally better than perfect” is 1H 1BB.

If only he’d allowed a hit on that one-walk performance. Then he’d be “literally better than perfect.” So close.