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Love the Belichick for President idea. Seriously, fuck you, Russia, we are videotaping your scrimmages AND hyper-inflating our dirigibles.

Green shit on your sons leg is better than the green and blue shit on your chest from last week

Fuck therapy. You want to feel better about yourself and put things into perspective? Watch back-to-back episodes of Cops.

But I already have a bartender

I can’t believe this video and it’s horrible thing it’s trying to teach our kids.

Fans are wonderful.

Hopefully, I can help her out with a name for the baby.

80% of the subjects who exhibited sexual arousal to the stimuli to later voluntarily and completely inhibit sexual arousal.

Wow, that guy is a dipshit.

Wrigley used to have bleachers?

Playing the Phillies really brings out the "Philadelphia" in people

Dipshit Mets Fan

Depends on the player and team. Lebron has practically locked Blatt out of coaching all season and most people just kind of accept it.

Maybe he can find another occupation that pays him millions of dollars for shifts regularly under 5 hours. There’s not much worse than a sports announcer bitching about his job, on the job.

I'm sooooo so sorry but that low hanging fruit was just too tasty to pass up lol

Not my first Eagles game, but about my 3rd one, 11 year old me went to the bathroom while everyone was chanting "fuck the Giants" repeatedly (pretty sure we were playing like the Titans or someone). I decided to yell "fuck the Cowboys!" I received an ovation and changed the chant to "fuck the Cowboys!"

Actually that makes you sound pretty exciting to me lol

I'm so sick of that car. Leave my family alone!