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A DP is a player whose salary impact is capped at a specific number, I think its currently $350,000. The team can then pay them whatever they want additionally without it counting against the cap. This is why Dempsey can make millions without destroying the salary cap of his team.

With all of these additional franchises coming into the league, I think promotion and relegation could be more likely. Say they continue to add franchises, then once they are close enough absorb some NASL teams into the fold. Create two divisions within MLS and apply rules to each division. Say the top division has a…

I've been told Red Bull Arena blows eggs.

I had a long response typed out, but it was long winded and I believe this is much more clear cut and concise.

If you could just stop posting Comedy Central videos and replace them with a reader e-mail poop story, that would be much better. I'd much rather read a story about someone shitting themselves than watch Key & Peele for any length of time.

In many places such as....that one and...others

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Now this is a solid Led Zeppelin joke right here. +1

I get that a 10 YO won't do anything with a Zeppelin CD, but to call it a crappy old rock CD is completely out of line. Go fuck yourself.

From the info provided above, my mind immediately went into him being in debt with sharks of some kind. Gambling maybe?

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It's completely unrealistic. Deadspin certainly has a large readership, but it doesn't have a large enough readership to not cover the most popular sport in the United States without completely crumbling.

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"Aw poor racoon...animal cruelty blah bla blah bla blah blah" Get the fuck outta here, it's a racoon.

Love how this has 14 stars, but it's critical of the author so still in the grey.

Other than the fact that they normally do cater to their terms. It's a team press conference, keep on the subject at hand. Want to talk about his personal beliefs? Don't do it at a baseball press conference, request additional time with him. If he refuses, tough nuts.

This reporter is a prick. It's a baseball press conference. This reporter seems to be trying to make a bigger story (Torii Hunter defending his beliefs) out of a very small story (Torii Hunter signing a one year deal in fucking December).

I gotta get to a Bills game.