Comment of the year. 👯

I’m starting my dick and you can sit on it too Nora.

Makes you think how many mouths pro athletes feed and how much people would hide to protect them.

“I ain’t kneeling for shit”

He's not on pills, he just reads that slow.

Taco Party?

This is a really cool series.

I prefer big banana poops to plunker sessions.

So is this the new Gawkerspin website I've been hearing about...?

I bet you a six pack of Coors that this guy drinks Bud Light.

ISIL, is actually mostly radical extremists mixed in with Saddams guard. Not Al Q.

“Seattle’s Cliff Avril clipped him from behind.”

ZING!

Cool kinja playlist.

I don’t get the gif?

Swap Gawker for Houston or Texans and Osweiler for Hamilton Nolan, and the article still works.

Jerk me off in a UBER

That shot trajectory reminds me of AJ Daulario’s career.

Bitch ass hoe, ain’t no Notts County up in this shit. Cut your hair and act right

(Hint...) ruined the joke Paul.