Well ESPN can’t cover the games, eh matches, ahhhh events? unless they aren’t totally fixed.

Shep, Fred here...

Shep, Fred here...

Daddy?

RELAX!

Good.

The ultimate bench player.

Is Ashley Fineberg actually fine?

I miss Gawker already. Will Deadspin save my soul?

This should be remade for Trump.

Many people are saying he should be deactivated.

He's actually lucky he didn't get a cleat to the side of the head.

Trannies give mean bjs.

Jets, Raiders, Bills and 49er fans all just got Pavlovian drool in their gums.

Harper and Trout.

23 inches.

Is that a cardboard coconut cereal bowl?

Kinda disappointing voting.

This is excellent.

TOM SOCCA SUCKS!

I don’t need one.

I don’t need one.