Yeah but her tits are still awesome.

Get a grip.

I hope your next three soups taste like farts.

The entire sport is on fucking performance enhancers.

Oh for fucks sakes, the NFL is the only professional sport with an official mandatory injury report.

I apologize for calling her “Tits McGhee”. No one should ever be called “Tits McGhee”. If ever there was a name not to call a girl like Jessica, it would be “Tits McGhee”.

TwitFace

I think you should make one of them fart.

Message me once the hookers and blow surface.

STP was actually a good band.

“Pardon Me” - Incubus

Dude - Comcast invested a huge amount of money into FanDuel, no one is going to jail.

Technically this is all legal. You’d be closer to litigation in a Pokemon Card Lottery Auction being sabotaged by the auctioneers.

I CAN GUARENTEE THAT BARRY MELROSE IS 100% READY TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.

Simmons and Sal predicted this.

Undercover star of the video is the nerd boy in the black baseball cap - far left hand side of the slow mo.

I hope some South Carolina pig gets fucked in that mud today.

No fucking shit.

Jesus Christ Leslie, with posts like these, I see a Pulitzer on your desk in maybe 1, 2 or even 2 1/5 decades.

Oh don’t worry, I would bet anything that Tomsula will be the first coach to lose to a FART this year.