Nick, it’s okay. Your arm for some reason has a large wombat pussy on it.

SPORTING THE JALEN ROSE FAB FIVE JERSEY!

Dude - did a vagina mutate with a slug on your arm?

I came to the same conclusion when Kevin Durant took the job of Executive Editor at The Players Tribune.

(Paralyzes strip club bouncer from the neck down. Strip club bouncers life falls apart. His girlfriend leaves him, medical bills destroy his entire life, he is forced to live in his parents basement and worst of all... Pacman Jones is reinstated by Roger Goddell, wins the civil suit with the best lawyers an NFL…

Does this stat include ex-NFLers and court decisions?

You’re an arrogant ninny.

“YOU BEED TO GWT YOSELF A JEW WHITE MANAGER LIKE BARRY KATZ”

Oakland, Philly and New Jersey fans are light years worse than Bostonians.

Kyle, just because you’re fat and stupid doesn’t mean we all are.

Diana, I have a theory you are the hottest staff member on Deadspin ever.

I won $6540.00 on Fanduel last week.

Russian spies are just so Russian.

Worst headline in the history of Deadspin.

Roger Goddell is such a fucking idiot.

This is fantastic.