I don’t think we can call what Barsanti does “obsessive in-universe continuity”, because that would require him to actually pay attention.

Calm down, this isn’t Screenrant.

lol this article 

NPH rode a unicorn so JCVD could FLY. I saw this film in theatre and it blew me away. JCVD is right up there with Man Bites Dog as the best genrefuck / fourth-wall-breaking / what am I even watching / still in my top ten best films of all time.

I believe this was Dowd’s way of respecting the spoiler embargo but confirming the rumours that Kraven the Hunter will appear played by Dame Judi Dench.

While Garfield just kind of stands to the side, nodding approvingly.

There’s something fun about reading reviews written within the confines of info embargoes. Media reviews already have to be careful about discussing content without spoiling major moments, leaving discussion somewhat vague. But embargoed content? Reviews become whispy, airy. People are already excited for the film, so…

Found these nuggets in his posting history:

Im getting a couple red flags from that comment.

I’d like to hear more, if only because your comment is both oddly specific and unsupported by any evidence.

6 feet 6 furious

If you're going to Diss pizza dog we are going to have a problem

I’m quite enjoying this. The dialogue bounces along, Steinfeld is a treat as Kate (just the right combo of snark and smart to make her immensely likeable and not “Oh god, not another Millennial I have to add to my Death List”) and Renner is good at the ageing hero just looking to get home to his kids and not have to…

I haven't read this yet as I haven't had the chance to watch the show, but still had to share my delight that it's Caroline Siede reviewing. I'm excited!

Jessen Hassenger wrote:

What are we doing here, folks?

Who wants this movie to succeed the most? Lavar Ball! Cause that movie’s coming next! (in Lavar’s mind only)

Caught a screening of this over the weekend. It’s definitely true that the film uses our foreknowledge of a happy ending to elide most of the stickier questions about Richard Williams. And while it does go through the motions of asking “Is Richard Williams wrong?” it never seriously holds the viewer’s feet to the…

I know Scientology and all that...but goddamn I keep rooting for Will Smith to have some kind of resurgence. I even liked him alright in that not-great Ang Lee movie (another icon I keep hoping puts out work I’ll enjoy again).

“...it’s rare for idols to get away with saying what they’re thinking...”