Hahahahahaha. Nice one, sir. Love that the only comment so far completely missed the joke. Flushing dummies is fun.

It never really made much sense that two gym leaders, one of whom was effectively a single parent to his younger siblings, abandoned their duties to travel with this stupid kid and his pikachu.

You can have pro-choice rights for women, marriage equality, and lower taxes and smaller government. You can support that. You’re missing one of Hamilton’s points: compromising for the sake of bipartisanship means that your position on an issue doesn’t really matter, since you are willing to give it up for the sake…

Comey.

I agree, this imbalance needs to stop. We need cars designed and built in America, like the Ford Focus, Buick Cascada or the Chevrolet SS.

It’s just annoying and eyeroll-inducing when criticism is framed in such a way as to completely dismiss the merits of something that might have been more good than bad.

One of the most annoying fucking things in the world—it just goes to show the “false concern” argument as a means of denigration and the blatant hypocrisy of whiteness.

Few things make me feel like a fossil then both the existence and popularity of Twitch....and I’m only in my early 30s. Every day I feel more of a disconnect with the people who grew up never knowing a world where the internet didn’t exist.

They also offer FREE Swedish language classes to immigrants. Real talk.

He was making acid wash jeans.

That is absolutely gruesome and ghoulish and the first thought that came to me, too. *bleakly* Cheers.

I guarantee someone will wear this at Coachella.

i’m with her...

Actually, Obama wins again. If Trump sues anyone, it will be in an open court, not in the Supreme Court or a congressional hearing. Evidence would support that Trump and his cronies have been colluding with a foreign power. That would lead to charges of treason brought by the evidence Trump used to initiate the…

How did this man not possess the forearm strength to lift himself out of this predictament.

It makes me so happy to see Jason Lewis called out in this article, and doubly so that his slogan may or may not have been the inspiration for the headline.

Not so much the news as its source.

I dunno. I feel like if all it took to avoid some bad press was to buy ad space on here, Jalopnik & Gawker would already have been sponsored by Fuel Shark & Hulk Hogan a long time ago.

So witches float and wizards sink?