"No, no, no. I said wench. Please send me a wench. It gets lonely up here."

No need to wait, $125 each on tire rack. About half the price of what I normally pay for BMW tires, so not bad.

Just ask Marcus Gronholm's co-driver.

http://www.ford.com/cars/focus/

Are you just dumping this right in your driveway? Must not have a homeowners association around.

What bugs me most about this is that they've now promoted & sacked two dedicated, Ferrari in the blood, long time company men who by all accounts were effective in their previous roles. You can cut the lizard's tail off all you want, but you'll just end up with a shitty lizard with a new tail.

"I reckon I'll give it the old Scandinavian Flick!"

I have a mk2. Has about 80 hp. Great little car.

They don't have to be manual-only, we just want the option.

The ever excellent Sniff Petrol had some other intriguing Ecclestone news yesterday:

Thanks David Hobbs.

I really enjoyed this article....

I'll just stick with the traditional technique of jamming my finger in the oil, screaming in pain and wrapping my finger in butter while cursing at the oil spitting into my eye when one handedly dunking my food. Its how my grandfather did it and its fine by me dammit.

I'll just stick with the traditional technique of jamming my finger in the oil, screaming in pain and wrapping my…

They need to change their logo to something that doesn't look like a Paul Mitchell competitor circa 1986.

Sam Adams is objectively superior to Yuengling, it really is. You can call it overrated, you can say that Massholes are obnoxious about it (not in my experience, but then maybe the expats are, I can't say), but you can't say that Sam Adams and Yuengling are in the same class.

This is such a lazy troll, though I give you credit for mashing out more words with your keyboard than the typical Yuengling whiner.

You sir, take life too seriously.

what if they say it in code? like them NFL footballers are shouting all the time? :D