fredericklawolmsteez
FrederickLawOlmsteez
fredericklawolmsteez

Good for Scott. He’s a super cool dude. I know this doesn’t make up for the 4 world championships his F1 seat’s successor has had. But, its something.

Nicely done. But, at least Kia was able to correct their horrible design course. Acura is still rocking that same beaked front grill/bumper cover!

That sledge hammered front bumper dip among their whole lineup is horrible. BTW, let me know when this car shows up at your local Acura store.

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You got that last sentence completely backwards. Acura’s current designs are far from classic. They can’t seem to figure out which bumper cover goes on which end. That TL design from a couple of years back was hilariously bad. When you have to create an entire ad campaign based on the poor design of last year’s car,

This whole PR stunt is a huge fail for Acura. With the two cars in the same shot, all you see is a glaring reminder about how poorly their cars have been designed over the last 5 years. When Kia and Huyndai are making better looking cars than the luxury brand of the mighty Honda, you know they’ve lost their way.

I sense a Guinness Book of World Record attempt here, Doug.

Every time I see a Rendezvous from the rear, I think, “Wow, this piece shit Buick is about to shit out another car.” I’d punch this one in the taint...

Fixed it for you.

Took you long enough. Raise your hand if you didn’t see this coming from a km away?

Can someone photoshop Bernie Ecclestone into this cage?

They only take their time with people from PA. They figure all you country folk appreciate it when we slow down to your speed. Consider it a tax for mooching off our nearly-free gas.

SERVICE FEE? WTF is that about? $15 a month for fucking TV guide data so the box knows when to record? That’s outrageous! I can see the ads now, “Get all the freedom of cutting your monthly cable bill for just $15 a month.”

SERVICE FEE? WTF is that about? $15 a month for fucking TV guide data so the box knows when to record? That’s

Gear wrenches for the win! On my list, they’re a close 2nd only to a ratchet and sockets.

Buzzing that top bolt off a strut makes them worth their weight in gold.

Electric is the way to go. More torque than an air compressor fed wrench. They’re about $40 on sale at Harbor Freight.

Wasn’t Watney black in the book? Or did I just get that from the narrator of the audio book? I was hoping for Ice Cube. “Guess I gotta grow me some motherfucking potatoes.”

Pro Tip: If there is a Napa near the track, they’ll deliver to the pits.

I’m doing 2 track days back to back at NJMSP in 2 weeks with the local Porsche club. $330 gets you an instructor for both days and about 5 twenty min sessions EACH DAY. Take that SCCA Track Night!

If you can make it Trenton, NJ. You can have your fill of pork roll tomorrow at the competitive eating contest being hosted by the Yankees affiliate team.