I’m calling it now. This had nothing to do with CL. I’m tempted to make a bad joke about stanced cars... MUST. RESIST.

It looks like a bad tribal tattoo. But, it’s still better than the previous. I would have ditched the chrome/silver immediately after cutting ties with Mercedes. Like, that day.

4 minutes without an ultra slowmo 360 degree replay? Fire the director!

You’re giving track days a bad name with this crap!

Two things you ALWAYS put in the ad when you are selling one of these cars — the revision number on the head (one version was prone to high rate of failure) and the status of the dash. Dashes were prone to cracking. And the lack of any clear pictures of the dash suggest this one is cracked too. So, right off the bat,…

Does the Jetta Sport Wagen get Passat fuel capacity? If so, TAKE MY MONEY!

Not only will a vinyl wrap help protect your paint from your neighbors key, but it will amp up the annoyance factor 10x. My only other suggestion is a kickstarter campaign for a motion sensing dash cam aimed at that wiper.

I spotted one at an auction a few years ago. I was so giddy when I saw it on the bid sheet. My excitement waned in direct proportion to my distance. As I walked up, the white paint seemed have an orange tint to it. The body panel gaps were growing larger. And that fucking body kit... I opened the door and just about…

Blow it out your ear! Fallon is the best thing to happen to late night (note the lack of capital letters). He's rooting for the Red Socks because the Yankees are unlikeable. With A-Fraud back in the lineup, and a rebuilding year ahead of them, there's nothing worth rooting for. I won't even get into the piss poor beer…

They're hoping to attract some Fuck You Apple buyers and create an even bigger price gap between the products.

They're hoping to attract some Fuck You Apple buyers and create an even bigger price gap between the products.

If you feel the need to say that it’s a “serious endeavor,” it probably is not. Nine months away and all they could produce was a block of styrofoam?

Who says minivans don’t have a good turning radius?!

Headlights optional?

Is his name Harvey Glass?

Sorry, this is not a segment I really have any interest in at all. Having said that, since when did an SUV become just a car with higher window sills? Seriously, what makes this an SUV? The pathetic ground clearance looks like it was created by just putting longer springs on it — dat wheel gap! The front facade looks…

FanBoost aside, the racing has been pretty amazing so far this season. And this coming from the guy that only started tuning in to watch the inevitable driver trip over his radio cord and bust ass trying to get from one car to the other as quickly as possible. In all seriousness, this ePrix stuff brings in a whole new…

Will someone close to him please do the right thing and burn down the Fortress of Ineptitude during the next race weekend?

Fast forward to November and you will get your wish! Sombreros for the podium!

I was starting to write a comment about the fit being all wrong and then I read your theory about it being an XL womens. I think it was an XL mens. Women’s jackets tend to have a much more narrow midsection and flare at the hips. Regardless, it was too big for you. These types of jackets are meant to be form fitting.…

HA! I wrote an article called “Think Twice Before You Rent a Car in Italy” about 6 months ago after getting back from 2 weeks of carting my wife and in-laws around the country-side. It’s still sitting on my hard drive. We arranged to have a GPS in our car — it only spoke Italian.