fredericklawolmsteez
FrederickLawOlmsteez
fredericklawolmsteez

"Rarely been airborne."

I'd pay $1000 for the video of his conversation with the BWM service manager. "Out of no where the car started pulling to the left. Can you check the alignment? And all the wheels are vibrating when I hit 10mph. Can you check he balance?"

It's technically a nollie when its off the front wheels. Edit: oh, I get it now. You're talking about the GIF in reverse. Fakey ollie?

I stopped reading after the first paragraph when he suggested that the car violently snapped for seemingly no reason. Edit: Went back to read the rest and then stopped again when he attempted to define opposite lock and full opposite lock as two different things.

Wait, you haven't bought the boots yet and fully broken them in?

LIKE A BOSS!

They probably should have bought the domain before they filed the trademark! The guy that owns it is probably adding some zeros to the price....

That roll cage looks like he cut a section out of his horse corral and welded it in.

The subtitle for that video is "Disappointed Men With Hands In Pockets."

Given that there were snow banks on either side that might have been capable of slowing the car down, was a head on collision the best course of action here? If it were just trees, head on was certainly the best thing to do...

Please provide a complete accounting for the cost of this wrench. Something tells me it would have been cheaper to fly up a Craftsman.

Mosher knows what's up! His book Radical Brewing is another great gift for any homebrewer friend — whether he's on Batch #1 or #100.

Arugula? A solution of fresh motor oil and windshield washer fluid would make a good dressing.

When I see this, I hear the instructor from my last track... "don't lift, don't lift, don't lift."

I think I found the inspiration for the doors.

Wow, holy unimaginative light bar... It's *almost* as stupid as the tampon string on the front bumper.

Ahh... thanks for the clarification.

Mini air compressor FTW.

I blame the matte paint job for him not being seen.

I can't wait to find out what these things cost!