If I were Subaru, I would have my PR team at her door first this this morning trying to get her to take part in a commercial.

Maranello ALWAYS has a say.

Everyone being so fucking polite. It's nauseating. [squirreling this one away for some radio chatter comparison in mid-season]

Uhh, where is the sim? I want an F1 sim!!! TAKE MY MONEY!

Lewis might not have been rich, but he had major backing from a very young age. Any way you slice it, someone was paying his bills.

I think you're on to something. As far as I know, Carlos is still working for Red Bull on the VW WRC team.

The video should have its own title: "A bunch of hot hatches make a Porsche look like a boat."

My wife (girlfriend at the time) and I spent an afternoon once checking the navigation notes for a time and distance rally. If you really want to test your relationship and make sure she is the right one, give it a try!

Among the advantages over heli, let's not forget: 1) the lack of rotor wash; and 2) small shadows.

Here's why we love it anyway.

The rear makes it look like it was squirted out of a tube.

Is it realistic to ever expect an American to win the WRC Championship? How important is experience in the stages vs good pace notes?

The Audi and the MS3 both get extra points for their ability to carry a set of track tires/wheels.

The right answer would have been, "I would love to have Jules as my teammate next year."

Ahh, so now I understand your need for a manual tranny.

Does it just slice or is there a french fry attachment too?

It looks like someone gave it a fat lip. But, BROWN!

There is a VW Gulf somewhere with your name on it.

Diesel, wagon, brown, I get all that. But, the idea that every car must come in manual is tiring. After a run of 10+ manual cars in my life, I have finally come to the realization that my next new car is going to be auto.

Manual shifting is over rated these days. "Computer is faster than you. Can you confirm you understood that message?" [Bad F1 joke.] Plus, you have the added benefit of having both hands on the wheel. Join us in the 21st century, Jalop! I have 25 years of car ownership under my belt, all being manual. I've finally…