I was dating a girl that lived in downtown Philly. One night the cops knocked on her door to tell her that the garage attendant around the corner hopped in a 7 series, smoked a little crack and went on a high-speed lap around Rittenhouse square. He plowed into her car so hard that it was bent in half at the b-pillar.…

I can't imagine what it must be like to have a car barrel down like that on you. Oh wait, yes I can, I've driven in Italy.

Tapping on the paperclip allows you to attach something — WOAH, the future is HERE!

You ain't kidding. This just does not add up at all for me.

I uninstalled the FB app a while a go and only use the web version on my phone. I am now winning at life. Everything works exactly the same with the exception of the share feature on your phone. You can't push something to FB. You have to open FB and pull it in. It's hardly an inconvenience considering I no longer…

This would be really difficult to pull off logistically. The keg arrives at the stadium and then someone has to siphon off 10 percent or so into another another keg? And then add water to the first keg? It's way easier to just cheat the patron on the pour. Fill it a half inch under the rim and you'll accomplish the…

What percentage of Chrysler products are still on the road after 7 years? Something tells me they are among the worst in this category.

And free gap insurance?

With 20+ guys out there ready to service the car, it would have been REALLY nice if the lollipop guy took a couple of seconds out of his day and stepped out to signal for him. ESPECIALLY when they saw another white crew out at the same time. So pleased to see Filipe on the podium at his home race. Nicest guy out there…

Most insane track day EVER! I'm guessing he doesn't give too many point-bys with that amount of smoke behind him!

Wait till they find his upper decker!

I don't ever remember seeing a wing that low on this car... Is this the Spa setup?

Right, but does it come with all the equipment to put this thing on pre-drive life support? Tire warming system? Computers to monitor telemetry? Something tells me you could run up another quarter-mil in "options."

I rented a V60 diesel wagon in Italy for a couple of weeks. It was fan-fucking-tastic!

The owner wrecked it on purpose when he realized he bought a V6 auto.

Thanks Bernie for listing every team twice. Otherwise, I would have forgotten that each team planned to put two cars on the grid. The list would have been so short, I mean like Bernie short, if you only listed them once.

Great piece, Doug. My neighbor bought a used Range Rover for his daughter. So, I can tell you about an upcoming repair. The system that wakes up the car (via keyfob) when you get close to it is going to start mistaking your neighbors alarm system as the signal to wake up. The battery will drain every night. You'll…

Also wondering if it auto rotates, all the shots in this review have the data upside down to the wearer.

"Personal trainer on your wrist?"

Everyone in their promo crap is wearing the display in the INSIDE of their wrist. Is this necessary? Deal breaker!