I was dating a girl that lived in downtown Philly. One night the cops knocked on her door to tell her that the garage attendant around the corner hopped in a 7 series, smoked a little crack and went on a high-speed lap around Rittenhouse square. He plowed into her car so hard that it was bent in half at the b-pillar.…

I can't imagine what it must be like to have a car barrel down like that on you. Oh wait, yes I can, I've driven in Italy.

You ain't kidding. This just does not add up at all for me.

This would be really difficult to pull off logistically. The keg arrives at the stadium and then someone has to siphon off 10 percent or so into another another keg? And then add water to the first keg? It's way easier to just cheat the patron on the pour. Fill it a half inch under the rim and you'll accomplish the…

What percentage of Chrysler products are still on the road after 7 years? Something tells me they are among the worst in this category.

And free gap insurance?

With 20+ guys out there ready to service the car, it would have been REALLY nice if the lollipop guy took a couple of seconds out of his day and stepped out to signal for him. ESPECIALLY when they saw another white crew out at the same time. So pleased to see Filipe on the podium at his home race. Nicest guy out there…

Most insane track day EVER! I'm guessing he doesn't give too many point-bys with that amount of smoke behind him!

Wait till they find his upper decker!

I don't ever remember seeing a wing that low on this car... Is this the Spa setup?

Right, but does it come with all the equipment to put this thing on pre-drive life support? Tire warming system? Computers to monitor telemetry? Something tells me you could run up another quarter-mil in "options."

I rented a V60 diesel wagon in Italy for a couple of weeks. It was fan-fucking-tastic!

The owner wrecked it on purpose when he realized he bought a V6 auto.

Thanks Bernie for listing every team twice. Otherwise, I would have forgotten that each team planned to put two cars on the grid. The list would have been so short, I mean like Bernie short, if you only listed them once.

Great piece, Doug. My neighbor bought a used Range Rover for his daughter. So, I can tell you about an upcoming repair. The system that wakes up the car (via keyfob) when you get close to it is going to start mistaking your neighbors alarm system as the signal to wake up. The battery will drain every night. You'll…

Will, the improvements to the NBCSN broadcasts this year have been fantastic. Any expansions of coverage in the works for next year? And can we please get Steve some new car parts to play with? The tires are getting a little.... err, tired.

Giving birth in a split window VW for the win! My buddy answered an ad and went to look at a 66 split window. The bus was parked in front of a house. He pulls up and notices that all the blinds are drawn but he can hear someone inside. He taps on the window and the husband (presumably) pops open the cig window and…

Good looking out on this one! Love having one of these around! No better way to check if your oil is hot enough for deep frying.

Good looking out on this one! Love having one of these around! No better way to check if your oil is hot enough for…

Hard to not have a smile on your face at the end of that vid.

Quite fun. Especially if you upgrade the FMIC and brake pads. I beat the snot out of mine on two track days this year and it ran like a champ the whole time. I see some springs in my future.