BMW’s - cars are called bimmers (like trimmers), motorbikes are called bimmers (like beemers). Probably nit picking.

Pretty obvious to me where you’re from. What you described is a very common misconception from your part of the world.

You from Russia? Eastern Europe?

You’re either one hell of a misinformed idiot or you just tell bad jokes.

You cannot possibly own a home with neighbors close by, or you’re just one of those people that everyone hates. There is, in fact, a line to cross when it comes to neighborly decency.

I have a 135i with and N55 engine and soo far so goode. But I do have a warrantie cause I’m not a fucking idiot so fuck off Tavadish and eat my break dust.

Dion Waiters is the Chevy Cavalier of the NBA.

I’m surprised the benches didn’t clear over this. So disrespectful!

He fired Schott because they butted heads and Snyder’s head is bigger than everyone else’s.

At least he tries to win. Something I can’t say about Loria.

There’s no outcry because no white 2nd generation or further American has ever felt anything remotely close to the shit black people have dealt with. But, boy when they feel any possibility of losing them ‘merica gun rights, they freak the fuck out. It would be ridiculous looking for white people to march on a single…

Streaking on the field during a CFL game is like streaking during a My Little Pony parade.

I’ve cried over sports twice in my life. When the Buckeyes won it in 2002 and tonight. Holy shit this is great.

Sounds like you’re as much of a thin-skinned pansy as these BC players.

What the hell is going on this year?

Fully loaded brand new GTR or a souped up Camry. Hmmm...

That’s it! I’m selling my BMW 135i for this monster. Before, I decided against it because the power in it was laughable but who’s laughing now?

Bahrain gets all kinds of military aid if it needs it. We get a base, they get protection. We gotta be somewhere in that vicinity, right?

I doubt Nike cares that much about their PR to give a crap about when they serve a guy.