As a Kansas Citian, I can totally relate. Soak it in. Good for Ohio.

Tulsa over OKC all day, every day.
Once you leave Tulsa, you’re in Oklahoma.

“as any Baltimore native and O’s fan should”

Why? Just because the Royals swept the O’s in 2014? Is it because Guthrie’s harmless shirt?
Is it because the biscuit-chinned La Canfora has a rage-boner for the Royals?
I don’t get it. Even I got over my hate of the Giants halfway through the next season after they beat the…

I don’t care about the Orioles, but I love following Jason La Canfora and his Royals fetish.

As a Kansas Citian, I’ve always adored this gif. Because, in truth, everyone from the Midwest knows someone like this guy.

Fucking hushpuppies? With BBQ. I guess if your BBQ sucks and you need something to chew on.

It’s always a goddamned Blake.

I couldn’t get past the ass-backwards way of typing out the score in the first line.

Goddamn weird wrestlers and their gross ears.

This is the shit you get when you let your political cartoonist moonlight as an egomaniacal baseball writer.

Cool. So now we can get a Bridj from a spot near downtown and take it to ride the new light rail back and forth over the short span from City Market to Union Station.

Yep. Where we live now, our kid would go to the same high school that Rudd and Jason Sudeikis attended.
Sure, she’s only six months old, but I kind of never want to move in hopes that she gets some that Shawnee Mission West fame.

Video intro: “At Vat19, we have a lot of putty ...”

This cat undoubtedly has a cool life, but ...
“Getting up and going to work can get sort of groundhog-ish,” he explained. When you have the same routine, you can get lost along way.”

He later describes his typical day, which includes waking up early, going to work, going to the gym, grabbing dinner and then getting…

“I never say it can’t get worse.”
— Buddy Bell, during the Royals’ 62-100 2006 campaign

I thought Yeti was a brand of overpriced coolers purchased by bros and rich rednecks.

Watched long enough to hear her say “coshtyoom.”

I find your lack of Jason Isbell disturbing.

Bullshit.

More like D-evolution, amirite?