As a Kansas Citian, I can totally relate. Soak it in. Good for Ohio.

“as any Baltimore native and O’s fan should”

Why? Just because the Royals swept the O’s in 2014? Is it because Guthrie’s harmless shirt?
Is it because the biscuit-chinned La Canfora has a rage-boner for the Royals?
I don’t get it. Even I got over my hate of the Giants halfway through the next season after they beat the…

I don’t care about the Orioles, but I love following Jason La Canfora and his Royals fetish.

Fucking hushpuppies? With BBQ. I guess if your BBQ sucks and you need something to chew on.

It’s always a goddamned Blake.

I couldn’t get past the ass-backwards way of typing out the score in the first line.

Goddamn weird wrestlers and their gross ears.

This is the shit you get when you let your political cartoonist moonlight as an egomaniacal baseball writer.

This cat undoubtedly has a cool life, but ...
“Getting up and going to work can get sort of groundhog-ish,” he explained. When you have the same routine, you can get lost along way.”

He later describes his typical day, which includes waking up early, going to work, going to the gym, grabbing dinner and then getting…

“I never say it can’t get worse.”
— Buddy Bell, during the Royals’ 62-100 2006 campaign

I thought Yeti was a brand of overpriced coolers purchased by bros and rich rednecks.

I find your lack of Jason Isbell disturbing.

More like D-evolution, amirite?

Of course he’s from Oklahoma.

So cool! I like the one the Royals took on their trip to New York!

7. “I just bitch-slapped your closer” Alex Gordon

I want to feel bad for them, I really do. But I was at The K for Game 7 last year and saw Madison Fucking Bumgarner leave the tying run at third base in the ninth.
It was KC’s time.

A bunch of free agent question marks and a World Series title.

It’s clear you don’t know much about this Royals team. The difference between the Cubs/Dodgers and the Royals is the Royals rarely strikeout, fighting off good pitches until the pitchers makes a mistake and leaves one up.
Basically exactly what Tom said in the above piece.

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