Journalistic integrity? I don’t think that term means what you think it means. It’s absolutely not a violation of journalistic integrity to withhold information out of respect for the family unless the public has a reasonable interest in that information. Drew’s not a president or a senator; while we’re all concerned…

Also, the answer to that question hinges on whether you are using real maple syrup or some Mrs. Butterworths shit. The real stuff does get reliably absorbed and you aren’t going to pour that much anyway (cause it’s expensive.) But the corn syrup stuff will pool on the plate.

Once upon a time, it was easy to point at an AMC Gremlin or a Ford Pinto and laugh at how bad they were. They were volume-sellers for sure, but that didn’t change the fact that they suffered from atrocious build quality and, uh, fire.

As a liberal, I don’t feel like I’m being owned enough. I suggest they keep literally playing with fire on their property, just to show just how strong-willed and patriotic they are.

I mean, besides being “an asshole” he’s also a credibly and multiply accused rapist. I don’t know why people don’t just say this all the time. It should be like adding an M.D. to a doctor’s name. Ben Roethlisberger, Rape Guy.

This is a very apt comparison. Much like a cooking haggis, for a while there Ben just kind of lazed around getting fatter, but eventually the casing couldn’t contain it any more, and the douchebag inside started oozing out for everyone to see.

Maybe he’s not the hero we need, but he’s the one we deserve.

I took my kid to his first game last year and had a GREAT time. The tailgating was fun, the fans around us were nice and polite while still being enthusiastic, there weren’t a ton of visiting fans but the ones that were there seemed cool, and while there was some good natured ribbing, there was nothing crazy. I didn’t…