Streetfire has got you covered as usual:
http://www.streetfire.net/video/top-gear…

LOL

Raising hand!

Sweden. You are visiting Koenigsegg, and the Panamera is perfect thanks to AWD and POWAAAAR.

Wow, you are tall. Great achievement.

That's interesting. May I ask what make of cars you prefer?

Chicago is a really nice city, and I would love to visit it, but I don't feel like getting shot.

Yeah, except that it is RWD, nice to look at, stuffed with modern technology and can be fun to drive with the right boxes ticked during configuration.

They were shooting the 2015 Mercedes C-class. Picture from Cliff's facebook page:

After the first races of the 2014 season the F1 cars will still be faster. Seriously, nobody is running full power or the first major aero update as of now.

Yes, yes, you're all thrilled Doug DeMuro is our first Jalopnik "recruit." But that hasn't stopped you all from making fun of him. For anything.

Being the best looking Audi doesn't count for much.

For his troubles, Vettel was given a fine each time, beginning with a €25,000 one. Fun.

I actually quite like that!

I think it looks much better now. Especially the rear was improved vastly thanks to the now gone Lexus Style Exhaust and the cheap, black trim piece above it. The front looks quite similar but sharper and as if it was molded from one piece. Good job Ferrari.

So the predictions from one month ago were right... not bad.

All BMW did was applying Apple product lineup logic:
Let's make a huge version of the iPod Touch and call it the iPad. Great, now let's scale it down again and call it the iPad mini. Logic.

The same works here:
Take a 3 series sedan. Take out two doors. Add two doors and a hatchback. Genius.

I give RWD another 10 years at BMW, then it will be featured in their museum as a historical relict.

Yep, there is a S5 Sportback, no RS5 though.
A neighbor of mine owns a dark blue S5 Sportback, and while I am a Mercedes guy I must admit that it looks rather good.

Car Biathlon. Basically a longer Rally Cross track with a gun range.

Get them all the same spec WRC cars, one driver and one shooter per car. After 15 laps of the Rally Cross track there is a turn at the gun range. If the shooter hits all 5 targets, he is good to go.