“Camps? I think he meant centers.” - Sean Spicer

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

Hey look someone didn’t start out with a collapse, collapsed bridge, or 3-28 joke. +1

Paul Atreides: Death is like a bottle of sandworm poop. You never know how you’re going to be martyred.

So is Dune a Tremors spinoff?

Going to the game thursday afternoon. I don’t know why

I spent my entire weekend calling in rules violations to the LPGA, so it was nice being able to take this game off. Good job refs.

It also helps if you read the article before you comment.

Wrestlemania 33 is just a warm-up for Gronk.

Yeah this is all good and great but will the Chicago Fire win the World Cup now that they have Bastian Schweinsteiger? 

Well played, sir. You think you’ve fooled us all, but some of us know a true Stasi would never let intel like this slip past them.

Would a true fan from Philadelphia boo this?

Baylor: “Boy, we’re finally overtaking Penn State for most odious institutional breakdown! Our ‘callousness toward victims’ ratings are unprecedented!”

What kind of name is Brien?

Ex Machina.

I was at that game, and I can best describe the atmosphere as the world’s largest, most enthusiastic minor-league baseball game. Just ecstatic, everyone was so into it. Every time one of the teams would score, the players would clear out from the benches to celebrate, and they’d interact with the fans to get them more…