Half your age plus 7 rule?

I would give up any romantic relationship before I'd give up my kids. This is so fucked. In every way.

Peterson says, “Honestly I never thought we would get into trouble for our relationship.”

And don’t us regular folk just use a bathroom towel that had bleach somehow spilled on it as a beach towel?

See also: lesbian shitasses.

Yes to Duran Duran. I video taped (on Betamax) Hungry Like the Wolf and played it over and over.

oh man...I thought you screwed up Ralph Maccio’s name...I suck....

Ralph Macchio. Ralph Malph (Danny Most)was this guy on Happy Days:

All that mattered was the feathered hair.

It’s interesting how these has-beens (you as well Stacey Dash) suddenly embrace an almost comical conservatism when the spotlight fades.

Meanwhile, Ralph Malph has yet to weigh in on the 2016 election.

Never date a guy who says you’re not like other girls—because what he’s saying is that he doesn’t like girls.

right, because women in general are TERRRRRRIBLE. I hate that “compliment”, not that I’ve ever gotten it. Women are great. I want to be like them.

It’s all fun and games until every social construct breaks down and someone is murdered for the conch.

I disagree. If hot pants are coming back in style, we all need to know.

Yup.

Women drinking alcohol?!? Someone alert John Kasich!