That was dialogue from IT. Whitbrook fucked up.

I am 47 and I look younger than her.

You reject Christianity and then praise Rob for living his life according to his Christian ethos?

You do know that’s a Batman video with a Stephen King’s It audio, right?

Can you believe she’s 35????? She went ham on that shit way too early. She looks like a well-preserved 52.

Because many consider it his best play.

Agreed. He has the potential to become one of the Shakespeare greats if he keeps doing it. Corilianus was phenomenal.

I think it had more to do with poorly wearing the tee. Alas, poor Hiddles, I knew him well...

LMAO

It’s a Simpsons reference. Search ‘speed holes.’

+1 free agency

It’s been a long time since Baseball has been on the wrong end of a flood act.

I adore Richardson, but O’Hara is magnificent in this role. You should check her out because she is a delight and you really don’t want to miss out!

And a Herbie movie, too!

Jodi Foster. Maybe you’ll think of Taxi Driver, but she’s great in Candleshoe and Freaky Friday.

I loved her and I miss her. But Maureen O’Hara >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Natasha Richardson any day of the freaking week.

 Recently it has come to my attention that the internet at large is gravely mistaken about one very important thing: that the Nancy Meyers film The Parent Trap is the best and only version of this story. I’m very sorry to tell you that it is not. Why on earth does the internet insist on referring to Lindsay Lohan’s…

Ha, people can pretend they’re too cool for the song but clicks don’t lie.

I will also not lie. I am totally part of the problem. It’s an earworm. I have it stuck in my head right now. Also, the video’s funny and nothing like Beyonce’s Formation.

She is racist and literally a nazi poster girl

The song sucks, she sucks and, now, Jezebel sucks, for being her own personal hypebeast.