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Counterpoint: counterculture should be all literature and drugs

“There was no synergy.” What does this even mean? I don’t think I would have any synergy with anyone who said that.

“The exact sequence of unwritten baseball infractions and retaliations that would result in an Orioles pitcher beaning Mike Rizzo is unclear at this time.”

Oh sure, it’s great when Meryl Streep does it. But when I try to dress up as Malcom X people call me racist.

It was very much a thing when Annie Hall came out, said my fedora wearing 17 year old self.

You are kidding me, right? Either that or you are a young ‘un. I can’t tell you how many of my dad’s ties I stole in the late 70s or how many vests and baggy pants we all had. We were ALL Doin’ the Annie.

Literally every state that’s no fault with regard to alimony. California’s one. New York’s another. It feels unfair that people aren’t punished financially for adultery. I get it emotionally. I’m very unsympathetic toward cheating myself. But legally and just practically, it makes sense for states to decide they don’t

If their ex-wives make far less money than they do, yes, they typically are.

You do realize how often this happens the other way around, right?

YAY #TeamNoHug

I don’t care who, don’t hug me. People no matter how low or how famous are entitled to personal space. The whole “where’s my hug” mentality is pervasive.

Jesus, what the hell is it with you folks? Of course he can refuse a hug. Is it still cute if someone attempts to hug her (especially considering the shit she’s been through) without her consent?

If you think someone should accept unwanted contact just because that someone is famous, you’re the asshole.

As a fellow non-hugger ( I’m not really into touching or being touched by people at all, actually ), I’m team Jerry here. Go find comfort, warmth and affection somewhere else Ke$ha!

Ok but if she loves Jerry Seinfeld, then she knows he is not gonna hug her. Or anyone.

I don’t know who she is either.

“...so she was a quick hugger?”

I love this because it’s like something right out of the show, like when he doesn’t want to share a toothbrush with his girlfriend (or any of the episodes dealing with actual hugs/greetings). Can’t blame him for being himself.