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Compared to ballet dancer, it’s absolutely not as interesting - particularly since it’s not clearly established that is even what happened.  And as said dancer participated in the story and provided quotes, as compared to the woman who denied pushing the guy, he is undeniably the focus of this particular story.

No, most editors would argue that you lead with the angle that is the most likely to get clicks, and “ballet dancer saves life” is clearly the attention-getter. 

I believe the technical term for a male ballet dancer is “ballerino”.

You do realise this article is satire right? Right?

As I have said before, Sarah Silverman is totally hot.

To no one specifically

This comes across as nothing but a snide (and bad) parody of another article, which grows infinitely less humorous after reading the original.

Was this... supposed to be... funny?

I look forward to seeing this with my daughters friend while my daughter rolls her eyes at us for being so excited about a superhero film.

Poor.

He had nothing to do with Deadpool.

NewsRadio remains one of my favorite shows ever. It’s the spiritual parent to 30 Rock, and the writing and characters are timeless!

Right. And of course the top comments about the situation on Jez are liberals rushing to smell their own farts and talk about “how out of line” Griffin was as if three alt-right trolls didn’t just FUCKING MURDER minorities and white anti-racists within the span of one week.

I think she’s making a mistake by apologizing, even though by decent human being logic it’s the right thing to do - the reason why Trump and his ilk get away with shit like that is because they double-down and refuse to apologize.

Truth.

Hacks with props make me pine for George Carlin ever so much. He would crucify Trump 111 ways to Sunday with only a mike, stool and glass of water.

I don’t think that anyone has to turn in their feminist card for not supporting this woman and her choices. Sometimes people make really stupid, horrible choices over and over again and we really don’t have to defend them. Huma has shown she is one of those people. I am not sure about the veracity of this story, but

No.

Why? Because he’s a sex offender! With underage girls!

My dearest Huma,