The cherry topper on that picture is the “Home of the Faithful” slogan smack-dab in the middle of the frame. Fuck everything about the 49ers organization.

“Tom Coughlin Celebrates Game Fuck Up With An Old Man Grimace”

Because you hoard all the women killer..

This is no way to play D&D. What ever happened to four+ players round a table with snacks, character sheets, dice, notepads, assorted paraphernalia and a DM?

Bingo. I’m not sure how it can be unclear how the most well-known former pass catcher on a team that, incredibly, caught zero touchdowns last year at his position could become a non-factor in the passing game of an even worse team.

Someone has been doing his Kegel exercises.

When will it end?

Yes Auburn paid good money for it.

If only there had been a good guy with a gun!

Hey, Jahlil, how ‘bout better clubs? Or a movie? There’s lots out there for a 19yo. Mickey D’s parking lots for instance. Arcades. Sipping on a phosphate at the local 5 and Dime.

Reporter: Do you have any defense for your involvement in these incidents?

Saw these guys in concert in the ‘80s, when they were at their absolute apex.

Says the guy in pajama pants.

I dunno about RGIII, but Kaepernick never really “led” the 49ers to those heights. He had some incredible games and justifiably got a lot of press, but those Niner teams were always led by the defense/Harbaugh.

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

This dude is getting even worse than Tom Ley, the previous leader in the "I'm blatantly white but I'm going to call out other white people to show that I'm actually way different" race

The gawker writer snark is strong in this one. I just usually sub out the word "white" and replace it with "black" in these types of articles, see if it still looks like something they'd write.. and of course it isn't. That usually sniffs out the loser writers.

This Blogger Is The Worst Thing On Gawker

I agree that high-minded discourse is a lost art that desperately needs to be found (and not just in sports journalism, obviously) but I don't see Grantland filling that niche in any way other than the fancy header—at least not at the moment. It's more intelligent than ESPN, sure, but it still feels more masturbatory…