“But I’ve invaded the space they believed to be pristine and disrupted their equilibrium, rubbing my juicy black booty on their bias.”

yea but thats politics, this is real life.

There we go. This seemed like the perfect switch game and I was REALLY having to bide my time waiting for it.

No gif can adequately express my excitement at this news.

You either die a totillo or live long enough to see yourself become a fahey

“Dev figures game would croak on Steam, instead it’s leaps into the hearts of fans who find it ribbetting. Plans sequels to avoid losing Steam.”

As someone who has been a big fan of the franchise since the first English release, I can give some good perspective on why Fire Emblem was on its deathbed when Awakenings came out; it largely comes down to a string of lackluster efforts from the developers that felt like they were just phoning it in for quite some…

For those who worry this is too sadsack and unproductive - try eulogizing your past year. So much of our time on earth is spent wasted because we don’t critique how we spend our time. Eulogize your life as you’ve spent it for the past year. Is that how you’d want your real eulogy to go? If not, what can you change,…

I used to not celebrate my birthday, because I felt like a shitty person whose existence did not deserve celebration. (It doesn’t. Total fucking waste of oxygen, me.) But a couple of years back, I decided to start celebrating being a part of the world, which is really an immense privilege when you think about it, and…

It’ll be even crazier when the Switch catches the X1’s theoretical worldwide total.

They also removed the much more vulgar bit where Hulk dabs while saying “Dab!”

Emotional trauma and growth are fun too!

Excelsior!

See, there’s the thing right there.  I think a lot of modern movies don’t give the audience enough credit.  Sometimes it’s OK if something is unexplained.  Sometimes it’s OK to have a moment for the hardcore fans.  Just give an engaging narrative with clear stakes, and you can get away with a lot.

I saw it with someone who knew little-to-nothing about the MCU and she was fine. Yes, there were lots of questions over dinner, but it didn’t interfere with her ability to enjoy it. There were clear good guys and clear bad guys. She yelled and applauded in the big battle scene at the end when Cap gets the hammer and…

I thought this was clever, for what it’s worth.

Here’s the true answer: Every single Toad that puts on the specific princess crown can and will turn into Peach. Why do you think there’s a Toad at the end of every castle in the NES Mario? The crown is passed around as a means to manipulate Mario into “liberating” castles all over the mushroom kingdom. When the Toad…

damn see I knew I should have stayed silent on this issue

It’s seriously the only Metroidvania I’ve played that can give Symphony a run for it’s money, it’s that damn good.

Symphony had more customisation through it’s inventory than Knight does (even if a lot of the random weapons were trash :P). Knight however has far tighter controls, a more interesting world and still…