I feel lucky that I was raised by parents who would always turn the money back in, or always point out to the cashier that they had skipped an item. I'm not going to tell other people what they should do in moments of difficult choices, but I've found basic honesty to be my best guide.

You mean the haters gonna hate (hate, hate, hate, hate).

Give it a rest, Wesley. We get it - Taylor is so inauthentic and fake, unlike Katy who is an artiste who expresses her authentic self through her whipped cream-shooting nipples.

Hiddleston, really! I didn't know he was in it- I may give it another try. I stopped watching after seeing the pilot because that show is just so utterly bleak.

I have the red storm in town this week

I guess we're constantly surrounded by just garbage ass asses and don't even know it. I mean, it wasn't the freshest cut of butt I've ever seen, but it seemed fine?

She will always be Dolores from Grease 2.

Wait, what? Kevin... Not good butt?

Trust me. As a terrible writer, I know terrible writing. This is fake. In fact, it sounds odd, but this is a man living out a fantasy in his head. I've read all the threads, including the "sitting on my lap being cute" and the other nonsense. It's 100% lady-hating, women-are-ruining-everything,…

This is 100% fake. I can't believe anyone would believe otherwise. Trolled. Me too, I guess.

We should all wear whatever the hell we want. Despite the title of this article, that's what real adults do. So, if you have a class ring and it makes you look and feel good, go for it.

I really like you, Mark. But I have a red pencil here that is just dying to correct all these typos.

Honestly, aren't there over thirty women that have come forward now? I would not be surprised if there really are over 40 women who he's raped over the years, so I don't think "scores" is that much of an exaggeration. At all.

Exactly which kids do their own toothbrush shopping?

I ADORE my Spanx! Different strokes, I guess.

It's not shade, it's just sanctimonious and dumb.

Still have a mad crush on AMcC. He wrote for NG Traveler a few times last year. Fun...though not much better than his acting. Still : mad crush.

RIP, Stuart Scott. That news hit me pretty hard today - I grew up watching him on SportsCenter with my dad. As a young child trying to learn about sports to bond with my dad, his fun and funny personality held my attention and really taught me a lot.

'89? I remember my mom smoking on flights then.

Why is spring?