Well, now that just sounds like you got peed on. So maybe not?

Ok, I get it - but kids are not the ones shopping for the kids' toothbrushes. It's not like they put them next to the Lego Bricks and LaLaLoopsy dolls.

DVR information is gathered constantly by your provider.

GA - Southern and Soul Food - who'd have thunk? What a stupid poll.

Then the fashion house who GAVE you that gown would blacklist you forever - no more dresses for you! You understand that this is marketing, yes? They are promoting their clothing every bit as much as they are promoting their work.

These women are gifted dresses to wear on the red carpet - seems to me it's a fair question to keep the marketing game revolving. Once one of them refuses to answer those types of questions, then it's a conversation - but it's not now. Asking someone about their undergarments is another thing altogether.

Aren't those hilarious? However, I do appreciate the occasional sexing-up...Deadly Affairs does it best.

The fan didn't say that - it was added by the author of this post.

I wouldn't really consider this a news source - but it's mostly just a cute turn of a phrase.

She's pregnant.

I think it's her posture that's working against her more than the gown.

While the only reason I care about David Beckham is that he's super hot - don't forget he was actually a talented soccer player - so he does have another stake in the game besides his looks.

Jessica Lange would be the Angelina to Sam Shepard's Brad Pitt if y'all were old enough - and you'd hate her. But since you're not, and she's on AHS, everyone loves her.

Not sure if this is still the case, but his Mom used to be very chatty on Twitter when he was planning to visit her or when he was in town. So you should follow her. For research, um, and stuff.

One opened very recently in our new "lifestyle/shopping" complex, and I honestly thought it was geared toward the upscale teen set who wanted their initial (not a monogram, mind you) on every damn thing.

It's not wrestling, you know that, right?

You're 10 wks pregnant - you honestly have no idea what you'll need by delivery. There is nothing wrong with needing Pitocin - and there is no shame in anything that results in your child getting here healthy and whole.

I remember when grocery stores had ashtrays at the end of aisles. And movie theatres had ashcups in what has now become cupholder space. My freshman year of college ('89), larger lecture halls could be smoked in still, you just had to sit in the back.

I love you for this.

Not the most disgusting, by a long shot - just a story of a stupid person.