I went on my first cruise last year with a big group that mostly was made up of gay men (gay wedding). The boat had an adults only area, that had these huge comfy hammocks hidden in corners, that were hot commodities for couples, as they offered excellent napping and making out opportunities.

The following rebuttal is specifically regarding Alaska cruises. I realize that they do not apply to all cruise destinations. I have no experience with cruises in other areas.

On a middle school tour of underground Seattle, I and a friend were the last ones out of the underground, which let out into an alley. As I was walking away, a very gross, very dirty old guy grabbed my arm, and tried to drag me off. I yelled, and hit him, and my friend came back and tried to pull me free by yanking my…

As a teacher I can straight up tell you that canceling that trip was a good idea. That teacher sounds sketch as fuck.

God, that sounds exactly like the earth science teacher at my high school. Every year he would take a vanload of teen boys to Florida and there was a lot of “wrestling” and sharing of sleeping bags. Finally one of his “special” boys committed suicide when the new crop made him obsolete and left a very damning note.…

HE LOOKS LIKE A POTATO!

yeah I pretty much stopped right there. USE A NOTEPAD, YOU ANIMAL.

Well, that dude is a chameleon.

No, she was doing her job the way other critics do their job which is why they have special screenings for the press.

The fact that he’s self-aware and in on the joke is a big part of it. Lookswise he is Chris Pine adjacent but in terms of personality he’s all about switching the script. This probably has something to do with his (real) background as a male stripper. He’s smart enough despite the tater comments—his success is proof…

YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! OMG. TATER AS FRANCES AND JOE MANG-JELLO/BIG DICK RICHIE AS JOHNNY!!!!!!! MAGIC MIKE VS. DIRTY DANCING REBOOT IS THE LOGICAL NEXT STEP AFTER MIB VS. 21 JUMP STREET IS DONE. BRB, GOING TO MY BUNK TO THINK ABOUT THIS.

Any excuse to see Channing shirtless and dripping wet!

DEAR HOLLYWOOD,

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I disagree. I would want that perv off the plane for many reasons even if I might hate any missed connection that would result. The blame is on the perpatrator not the airline.

PLEASE fuck off

How selfless and incredible of this woman to share such a painful, heartbreaking yet insightful story. So much love going out to her.