Come on Jezebel, this is bullshit. One word per link at the bottom? What is even the point of having the article up? Because you had a gross and problematic joke about someone’s dick?

“Stick to dicks.”

Now to spend a long six weeks, on top of the months of unofficial campaigning that have already happened,

The eagle warned us.

Correction, only Melania has a son.

I’m pretty partial to season four and

Agree and Agreeability.

I’m always happy to see a Black Adder reference.  Season three was the best one. 

“Why, just the other day, I was met in the street with chants of ‘Hail, Prince George! Hail, Prince George!’”

Yeah, that was not this.  Try as the might.

I MUST KILL THE QUEEN

Agreed that using the fact that you satisfied the urge to procreate, something we are all genetically programmed to do, as evidence that you couldn’t have been misogynistic is ridiculous.

Am I the only one to have known a bunch of absolutely horrible people that were “committed husbands and fathers”? I mean, we all know that’s not much of an out these days.

So did Trump not tweet about Elijah Cummings’ funeral or did it just not make it to the roundup?

That’s why I said it’s not a good policy to do so. But it doesn’t automatically mean abuse. That’s my point. People who work together often end up in relationships. It’s often where people end up meeting other people who they relate to. And sometimes their jobs are unequal in power or one is a subordinate. It happens.…

I believe that it’s not wrong for someone to have a relationship or sexual encounter with a subordinate as long as it’s completely consensual and there are no repercussions for the subordinate in any way shape or form for either engaging in the relationship or ending it.

Being the fall guy? I don’t think so--wasn’t she the one on those recordings talking shit about how her child wasn’t that intelligent?

Matt Gaetz looks like the kid at school who’s dad bought him a car and thought that made him cool. Damn white folks stop voting for these assholes. Really other than being white and male what are his fucking qualifications to do anything other than be a host at Applebees? I am reminded of the episode of The Simpsons…