This is so pathetic, but when HRC had that health scare a while back, I was walking my dog past Columbia Presbyterian when she left in her big black SUV with tinted windows, i.e. I saw absolutely nothing. But I almost screamed.

Hillary Clinton was in the carriage in front of me on the Acela into NYC the other night. I missed seeing her (but I did see her security detail!), but I definitely got a contact high.

I hope it involves a blenderful of Margaritas, pajamas and the latest season of Orange is the New Black.

OK, that’s it. First you drag that c-suite guy through the mud and then you call what are OBVIOUSLY stiletto mules kitten heels.

Oh I am so, so happy that you wrote this. I read the original article and just laughed and laughed and laughed. Ah, such happy times! As a not unattractive 47 year old woman, not only am I invisible to men, but I’m also invisible to employers, employees, advertisers, clothing designers, TV and movie…

My neighbor is like that, too.

I don’t understand why cats get the butt jewelry. What about dogs? Or Madonna?

Definitely leftovers, but I also take a lot of salads, which are pretty easy to make in advance as long as they don’t have dressing on them. I am a creature of habit, so I tend to mainly do romaine, red peppers, chicken or other meat/fish protein, canned beans of some sort, and any other veggies I have on hand, plus a…

Wow—so interesting. I was just diagnosed with trigeminal neuralgia which involves the nerves running down the side of the face (and can include the occipital nerve). It is the most painful thing I have ever experienced, short of childbirth which still takes the prize.

I like the idea in principal, but she’s waaaaaay too smart for him.

Is this some kind of royal mating ritual?

Well I am the whitest person I and several of my friends and acquaintances know and my first reaction was: She’s white, but how did she get her hair like that? Wig(s)? So many questions. Where’s Oprah when you really need her?