I’ve found that these people will grasp onto absolutely anything to discredit people arguing with them. There’s no chance he’s actually offended by her language, he’s just trying to downplay his embarrassment by implying that the youth are rude/entitled/etc.

I’m gonna type you a story whether you want to read it or not. Ha-HA!

Even ignoring all that, the type of people to unironically call someone a “snowflake” all of a sudden gets their feelings hurt because a kid said “fuck?”

“I passed by there en route to my wine cellars for a ‘79 Margaux and couldn’t help but notice your room smelled distinctly of fart.”

Damn it, that got me good. They didn’t knight that guy for nothin’.

“Oh my GOSH”

If this is a feud, it’s one where P-Stew is dunking on Middlebitch continuously.

This is a million times more compelling as a beef than whatever bullshit Taylor Swift and Kanye West have going on.

I think the point was to suggest that the child’s mother raised them right and to recognize white nationalists as “fucking idiots.”

It took him 45 days to flex his right arm. That is a whole new level of sloth.

Actually, I quite like that she has no problem sourcing her own mother as the person who taught her how to speak to these cretins. Her mother should be a proud parent!

I wonder if Ricky Coogin taught his imaginary daughter how to swear.

That’s what I thought to. Ideally she would have also kicked him right in the dick.

Let’s be clear here. It’s a Martian slave colony. Don’t lump us in with those other freaks.

You start one Martian Sex Colony and all the sudden you’re “colluding with America’s enemies.”

I just love how a group of people who deliberately lies, often utterly ruining people’s lives through those lies, tries to take the moral high ground over a child rightly calling them fucking idiots.

Your lack of ellipses and use of the ten cent word “turgid” give it away.

YOU LIBTARDS ARE SO ANNOYING WITH BASHING GOOD MAN ALEX FOR HIS SUPPLEMENTS HE SELLS TO GOOD HONEST AMERICANS #MAGA BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN TAKING THE EAGLE FREEDOM PROSERIES PILLS EVERYDAY AND THEY WORK FANTASTIC MY NIPPLES HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE TURGID AND I SEEM TO BE YELLING ALOT!!!!!!

I’d be proud as hell of my kid for this.

Would’ve been funnier if the conversation with the pearl-clutching beat “reporter” didn’t go like this:

Ironically, that girl’s burn is hot enough to melt steel beams.