I’m going to smash Uranus!

This guy got the right idea:

I’m one of those who don’t get it.

Gotta take it, I guess.

Killing an animal with technology from who-knows-how-far-away is just so manly, I can’t even describe it. This man is a true american hero. He showed them furred terrorists. He showed them good!

I never even thought of freezing grapes and then eating them.

I’m a (hobby) bodybuilder. I heard people will think you’re gay if you have bigger-than-normal muscles in Japan. Is that true? I am used to staring when I walk around in a tanktop during summer, but I’d feel kinda sad if all women would think I’m gay.

Thanks for this.

He didn’t rape and/or decapitate children, so I guess terrorism is a bit harsh.

I played this like 10 years ago as a UT2k4 mod called “Car ball”. It was the best!

Good for him! I’m not interested in his videos, but I can understand the appeal (since I love watching streams on Twitch). Extreme success like he has is 1:1.000.000. I just released my first game for Android and plan to make many more for all kinds of platforms. My goal is to eventually earn $1000/month with it. I…

That last story with the whipped butter pie....

There is no God.

Remember the Eurofighter?

Last night I parked besides a BMW i8.

Now this ain’t Podracing!

I guess that’s going to be it, then.

She likes lots of sauce (LOL!).

Our Holy Newell who you art in heaven.