If you can’t afford to get your kids back and forth to school and medical appointments, how are you planning on paying for a dog? Additionally, I hear they also have these things in Australia that we have here - I think they call them “animal shelters” or something similiar. Ever thought of adopting a dog that would…

You mentioned a dog and used animal emojis! What else was I supposed to think? Calm the fuck down Felicia.

Hey, strangers, give me your money! How dare strangers question me!

Oh, well, with such a winning personality I’m sure to give you money now. *eye roll*