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I was thinking more or less the same thing earlier. What the hell happened?

This comment sums up how I feel about jezebel as of late. :/ I procrastinate here like a mofo too, but lately I scroll and scroll and think "man... I don't feel compelled to click on any of this." Not sure if that's an indication of my own depression or if this place just feels really vapid lately.

You guys should know that I love this site and procrastinate here like there's no tomorrow, but ... I feel like this should not have made it onto the front page, because it's a totally empty, I don't know what to call it, piece of data? I bet there is some other thing in those thousands of emails that we could talk…

One has a bachelors degree from Stanford and a PhD from Oxford. The other isn't interested in furthering her education, though she can well afford it now. Speaks volumes.

That was Hillary, not Chelsea. And she was right. Ken Starr, et al were working overtime to embarrass a president.

Let's embrace it! Next week, Bristol gets compared to the new episode of The Walking Dead. The week after, Bristol gets compared to a bucket of cheese fries. The week after that - twist! - Bristol Palin gets compared to her mother, and comes out the victor, because one thing we can all agree on is that Bristol's mama…

Missed the biggest of them. Chelsea Clinton would not blame the media for the situation. Palins only ever blame the "liberal media" for everything.

Nell, honey, why do you keep digging your hole even deeper? What are you trying to accomplish? What is the point of all this??

I'll give you this, though- you got one part right. I do legitimately believe the south is the worst place in the U.S. It's a filthy, rotten cesspool, and after living in it for 25 years (and, given that I'm nearly 28, that represents over 85% of my life experience period), I'm so glad to be gone that I lack the…

...Where did I say the U.S. is the worst place on earth?

And the South is also known for being particularly terrible to victims in rape cases (in a nation where we're flat out terrible in general!) and that deflates and discourages rape victims from coming forward even more than places in the north and the west. Or have you forgotten that many of the investigations where…

Actually, if you look at per capita reported rates then Virginia, North Carolina, and Georgia are all in the top ten. And then you take into account why a woman in Mississippi or Louisiana would every consider bothering to report a rape.

Well, the number of REPORTED rapes say very little about the number of rapes committed and rape culture in the area. Actually, you could read more into a countys sexuall abuse history when rapes do not get reported. But you knew that, right? Educated as you are.

Jessica, don't sell "dumb" for years and then get pissed off when people think you are dumb.

Fuck you, egg donor June. You aren't worth the "mama" before your name, and I always knew it.

Good 'ole southern parenting- 'Shake off that old molestation, Anna, Mama's bringing Marky back home, she's gotta get her groove on too!' This is entirely consistent with what I expect out of rural Georgia.

Halle, you forgot to mention your surgeon. But, wearing a bra all the time works wonders.

Her speaking at a tech conference is like Ron Jeremy speaking at a Mario Bros. convention.

Meanwhile that same day, the real-world Kim Kardashian sat for an interview at a tech conference about the success of her Kim Kardashian Hollywood app, a game that I admit I've played.