Preparation H Raymond?

Ya know, I see a lot of cynical things on the AV Club, but this might be the most cynical thing I've ever seen.

It's passable Great Job, Internet!s that are slowly but surely killing the feature.

Hmm…probably not. From what I've seen its ratings are still decent. It's on Tuesdays now and it's an election year, so I'm thinking they just lost an episode on election night.

I miss Will's double review so freaking much.

I realize 13 episodes with a back 9 pickup is "standard" but ABC typically does 24 episode seasons. Black-ish and The Middle have had 24 episodes every year they have aired (this is season 3 and 8, respectively), making this a lean year in the Heck household. FOTB had 13 its first year, and 24 its second, while The…

The geese couldn't take him out, and he better hope 2016 can't either.

Yeezy Yeezy Yeezy just jumped over Trumpman.

Funny. That's what Trump said.

Chilling.

So this is what would have happened if Draco Malfoy got the Philosopher's Stone.

Only a huge Seinfeld fan like Koenig would forget the only main female character's name while singing a parody song.

Swap American Housewife with The Exorcist.

Great ep. C+. Can't wait for the sixth season when IFC realizes they made a mistake (~2019).

Or just as hypothetical fanfiction. Fanfic plays don't get the attention they deserve.

They got Scott to play himself, so that's something!

I think he said something about getting complaints about saying Auggy Doggy in August, and he just likes annoying people.

That butt ain't flat, it's concave!

So nothing happened, nor likely will. This is supposedly "news" but there is nothing here that creates any newsworthiness. This article is not timely, as the system has been around a while and Trump won't gain access to it until January. Sadly, this was also ripped from a New York Magazine article, so it's not even…

And to think that this whole time, Rudolph's red nose was just sub-par pizza sauce.